THE PLUSES AND MINUSES OF OVERPROTECTIVE LOVE

Though you were beautiful, our society has never seen your face

I kept you like a prisoner, I had good intentions

I also did it for other reasons; anything could happen if you went outside

The advice about holding on too tightly seemed like the ramblings of a man who has never been in love

His love was good morning and good night and the day in between thinking about other things and other people

My love is continual, constant, omnipresent.  It will dictate what you can and most likely cannot do

Though your contributions are apparent to the only person that matters

No one else will ever be able to see them

Only gaze up at the pedestal I put you on

“I know they consider me not having my own life as an outrage

It’s expected I go away for chick’s weekends, drinks and manicures

He compared me to the bust of Venus and it’s as if I lost the use of my arms

Doing every little thing for me.  Outrage turns into the puppy dog stupidity of oooo’s and ahhhh’s

I am satisfied with being a priceless work of art” 

YOUR PRETEND CAREER

If you are going to pretend to be something you are not, a doctor would be a good choice

Look the part by being well groomed wearing glasses and a studious look

Read a medical book or two so it seems like you know what you are talking about

If you look like you know what you are talking about

People will suspend disbelief if you don’t know specifics

A human being with a canvas heart can learn empathy through observation

Your career of fraud as a human being starts with watching how people care for one another

You can try this at home using a dummy as a stand-in

Graduate upwards to a dog or cat usually they bark or hiss and run away

Now, you can almost make others feel at ease when you are in their presence

A fake doctor doling out advice he is not properly trained or licensed to dispense

You interacting with other people as someone who actually cares

I pretend I’m one of you

Although I live outside the realm of conscience and companionship

Looking at other people as a means to end

For pleasure, for gain, as surrogates upon which to release anger and frustration  

RECORD BOOK ENTRY FOR THE WORLD’S LONGEST FINGERNAILS

The man with the world’s longest fingernails lives in Asia

His fingernails are his meal ticket; he meticulously takes care of them

He covers them when he goes out like a waterproof cast for a broken arm

The fingernails are curved and hang down heavy like fruit from a low hanging branch

They all have unicorn stripes along their length

The spiral is out of control and young boys will see this and tell other young boys

There is nothing special about you and me

The importance of being absolutely average

The nation we live in was built by absolutely average men and women

Many are not satisfied by this

They want to be recognized in some way

But have nothing to offer – no talent, no wealth, no good looks

So desperately they search for their hidden talent, their niche of fame

Meanwhile the man with the world’s longest fingernails eats lunch with the man with world’s longest hair

They both require assistance

They used the body and its processes to achieve fame’s supposed distinction